Can a family man with salary RM3000 survive in Malaysia?

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Ustazah Bahyah tak marah pon kat Sepah

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haa..sape yg sibuk2 duk tulis blog pasal lawak Sepah yang pasal rancangan Semanis Kurma tu sume keterlaluan la, ape la, tgk respon ustazah tu sendiri, dia pon chill je, korang yg kecoh2, aku taw korg yang x puas hati sume fans Jozan kn? hahha




Breaking Bad is back!!

Filed Under (), () by hafizhans on June 26, 2011

Breaking Bad Season 4 will be premiere on July 17. Here are some of the wallpaper for the new season:








Pendedahan Isu Video Seks Datuk T

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tengok and pikir la sendiri. ak bukan pro politik, just mencari KEBENARAN...
bg ak, nak bertanding, bertanding la secara adil, no fitnah2 and conquer abes media, thats total bullshit..

Maharaja Lawak Final - Sepah Champion!

Filed Under () by hafizhans on June 25, 2011

Ahh aku malas nak post semua video minggu ni pasal Sepah da menang!! haha aku hantar undi beb, walaupon x sampai aku rase pasal kredit aku x luak, papepon Sepah da menang and kite da beat Jozan, hahahahha. 
Aku letak video Sepah je, dgn pengumuman keputusan akhir, yang lain tgk sendiri kat sini http://www.youtube.com/user/wwwguatvdotcom
or kt sini
http://www.youtube.com/user/nazwa69#p/u



Sepah 1st performance



Rating 1 Kedai Makan Gelak : 10/10








Sepah 2nd Performance




Rating 1 Kedai Makan Gelak : 9/10








Pengumuman Pemenang




1 kafe sorak termasuk aku! hahaha, congrats Sepah!! Tapi dyorg duk cite2 pasal pmbahagian hadiah mmg Nabil la plg untung bolot 150K sorang2, ah lantak la, yg penting bile org tny sape Champion Maharaja Lawak, jawapannye SEPAH!! haaa....semput!


Movie baru Mamat Khalid - Apokalips X (Trailer)

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Maharaja Lawak Minggu 12

Filed Under () by hafizhans on June 18, 2011

Minggu ni Maharaja Lawak bersiaran secara langsung dekat stadium tertutup MBJB kt JB. Walaupon aku orang JB, aku x dapat nk tgk secara live pasal baca tweet smlm, bukak kaunter pukul 3, pukul 4.15 tiket da abes da, free la katekan. Ak baru je habis tgk sume performance and overall sumenye mmg terbaik, so layan..


cm biase nk tgk pause dulu video kt tepi tu ye..



SEPAH

Tugasan 1

  Rating aku gelak : 9/10


Tugasan 2

  Rating aku gelak : 20/10



JOZAN

Tugasan 1

  Rating aku gelak : 9/10


Tugasan 2

 Rating aku gelak : 7/10




NABIL

Tugasan 1

 Rating aku gelak : 8/10


Tugasan 2

 Rating aku gelak : 6/10




JAMBU

Tugasan 1

 Rating aku gelak : 6/10



Tugasan 2

 Rating aku gelak : 6/10




R2

Tugasan 1

Rating aku gelak : 7/10


Tugasan 2


Rating aku gelak : 7/10


Maharaja Lawak Minggu 11

Filed Under () by hafizhans on June 11, 2011

Minggu ni diorang semua perform 2 round, second round gune props yg diberi. Nak tengok video, pause dulu video kt tepi belah kanan tu ye. Layan!


JOZAN

1st round

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 10/10


video

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 9/10




SEPAH

1st round

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 8/10


2nd round

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 9/10




NABIL

1st round

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 8/10


2nd round

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 8/10




JAMBU

1st round

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 8/10


2nd round

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 8/10



R2

1st round

Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - 7/10


2nd round


Rating aku ngn membe2 gelak - x boleh nak rate, ak tgk 2min pertama mcm x best ak trus tutup







Dream On Dream On Dream On

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Every time I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
It goes by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win

Half my life
is in books' written pages
Lived and learned from fools and
from sages
You know it's true
All the things come back to you

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away

Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dreams come true
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes through
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On

Sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away......

Maharaja Lawak Minggu 9

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Jambu


Rating aku gelak - 7/10



Jozan


Rating aku gelak - 7/10



Nabil


Rating aku gelak - 6/10



R2


Rating aku gelak - 8/10



Sepah


Rating aku gelak - 10/10 (Perfect Score!!)

Casey Abrams & Jack Black (Fat Bottomed Girls)

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Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

Supernatural - Season 6 Finale

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Its the end of Season 6 of a epic-horror-yet-awesome story of Supernatural. Congratulations to all Supernatural crew for making the series still runs this far and still managed to maintain its awesomeness. So, let gets down to business. We all know the main storyline for this season, to find the damn purgatory where all the souls of monsters lies. The king of hell, Crowley wants it and also the rebellious angel, Castiel. Castiel wants all the souls from the purgatory to power him up in order to fight his fellow angel enemy, Raphael. The Winchesters and Bobby are trying to stop them all from finding and opening the purgatory cause it could release all the monsters that were trapped in there to our world which is not good. Ok, here are the important things that I've highlighted from the 2-hour finale. 


Lisa and Ben

Lisa and Dean had been together for quite a time and then come Ben, which Lisa claimed was not related to Dean at all. So after Dean leaving them to back to his hunting life and also to protect them from any harm and it seems to work just fine for Lisa and Ben until Crowley and his men got a hold on them as a hostage. Why? well we know that nothing will stop Dean from stopping Crowley to open the purgatory but since Castiel told Crowley to back off from harming Dean, Crowley works the other way around to held Lisa and Ben as a hostage and threaten to kill them if Dean continues his quest.


So, Dean busting his ass on finding these two, torturing couples of demon to find their whereabout but its not working until Baltazhar, another angel, who's been working for Castiel, decided to become a double agent and told Dean Lisa and Ben whereabout. So, Dean and Sam managed to kills all the demon around, safe them both but thing got a little tricky when Lisa got possessed by a demon and stabbed herself. Dean brought her to the hospital, Castiel came, save her, and Dean asked Castiel to do one more thing which I didn't expect at all, wipe out all Lisa and Ben's memories that related with Dean which means they never knew Dean. They were in car crash and Dean was just some guy that ran into them. So bam! Lisa and Ben gone from the story, the good thing is they both live and safe.




Sam vs Sam vs Sam

Since the Ben and Lisa thing didn't stop The Winchesters and Bobby from stopping them finding the purgatory, Castiel removed the 'barrier' inside Sam soul causing Sam to trapped inside his dream with his soul shatter to three pieces, Sam with Soul (the real Sam), Sam with no Soul (the evil Sam) and Sam that had been trapped with Michael and Lucifer in the cage. 





After killing the other of 'him', Sam manage to snapped out of his dream and go to where Dean and Bobby were headed.


New 'God' Raised

Even with all Lisa and Ben captured, Sam trapped in a dream thing, Dean and Bobby still hasn't stop their main quest which is to stop Castiel and Crowley on opening the purgatory. They got the location from the double agent angel, Baltazhar who was then killed by Castiel because he knew. After getting the right ingredient to launch the ritual on opening the purgatory gate, Castiel told Crowley to left or he will kill him. Apparently Castiel wanted all the soul in the purgatory to himself and not gonna spared some soul for the king of hell. Crowley got mad and left cause he knew Castiel is much powerful than he is. On the other hand, Dean and Bobby has arrived to the place and planning to sneak in the heavily-angel-guarded place until a bunch of demons who Dean taught was a T-Rex came to pay a visit to Castiel.



It was Crowley, back with a little help from another angel, Castiel big enemy, Raphael the Archangle. Castiel couldn't smite Crowley because of Raphael. So, there's nothing much Castiel could do other than handing the ritual ingredients over and left. So its Crowley and Raphael now try to open the purgatory.


After Crowley reads some ridiculous ritual recite, guess what? nothing happen. Turns out Castiel have changed the ingredients and Crowley and Raphael just got pranked! The real jar containing the ingredient is empty now which means Castiel had done the ritual and successfully consume millions of souls in his body which makes him more powerful than ever. He lets Crowley escape but he killed Raphael with just a single SNAP! How not powerful is that?!


Castiel doesn't seems like the old humble Castiel anymore, the power inside him has made him somekind of evil bastard. Even Sam who'd secretly stab him from behind with the angel stick couldn't kill him because he claimed himself as the new god, he's no longer an angel with all that power.  It seems to me that we just got our new enemy for next season, the most powerful ever, and he is Castiel.

Well, that's pretty much the finale and looking forward for the battle between The Winchesters and Castiel next season. I bet they will seeking help from the other 'Winchester' from the cage. 





Maharaja Lawak Minggu 8

Filed Under () by hafizhans on May 21, 2011

Macam biase, tiap-tiap pagi Sabtu memang bukak youtube cari video maharaja lawak semalam. Minggu ni kumpulan R2 masuk balik, so aku tengok sekali la video dyorang:



Nabil


Rating aku gelak - 6/10



Jambu


Rating aku gelak - 6/10



R2


Rating aku gelak - 7/10



Jozan


Rating aku gelak - 7/10



Sepah


Rating aku gelak - 8/10



Sepah is inittowinit yo!! (Randy Jackson style)


Castle - Knockout

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Yet another series meet its season end today and once again I'm about to runs out of series to watch. So, few days back I've post the trailer for this week episode and now it's all gonna be answered.




Beckett's Mom Murder Case


This incident was happen a quite long time ago, back when Beckett were still kids, her mother was a laywer, witnessed some mob-kidnapping activity, get deep into it and got killed by some very powerful man. Beckett been trying to solve the case ever since she's been joining the force and until she become a homicide detective now. The case has gone cold a while until Castle came and help her brings it back alive and got a couple of potential suspect. All the suspect got killed one-by-one by a killer who was hired by a very powerful unknown man to cover up his dirty work. The killer then got caught by Beckett and prisoned. Beckett visit him every week to ask the very same question, 'Who hired you?' and still, no answer until the killer somehow managed to escape during the trial and start killing all the suspect again. So it leaved Beckett and her team to another dead end.


The Killer escapes!

Montgomery the 3rd Cops

No one could've thought that Montgomery were also behind all this Beckett's mother murder case. Apparently, he's one of the cops, or the 3rd cops they been finding that related to the case. But Montgomery didn't kill Beckett's mother, he just involved with the whole mob-kidnapping thingy but still, he's responsible for that. The killer came in contact with Montgomery saying that he had to put down Beckett cause she's going too far and asked him to set a trap to lure in Beckett otherwise his family will die.


Being a good cop and all, we know Montgomery not gonna get down without a fight, he choose not to hands in Beckett but he still asked her to come to confess everything before asked Castle to brought her out so that he can deal with the killer himself.

armed up before the fight
picture of Montgomery with other suspects during their old times together
Ryan and Esposito got into a fight because of it

Ryan and Esposito went to some bar for their investigation and also had it all figured out that Montgomery was the 3rd cop, they got into a little fight arguing about it but it all fine. They warned Beckett about it, but its too late, Montgomery already in front of her.



He confessed everything to Beckett and told her to get out of the way so that he could deal with the killer himself. Beckett refused, but Castle was there to brought her out and a couples of bang bang and they all died, so does the killer.


Capt Montgomery, died in action

They decided to keep the story to themselves and let Captain Montgomery died as a hero, well deserved it after all.



Castle Confessions

When Beckett got too obsessed with finding the killer, Castle got worried, even Beckett's father came to him knowing that only him could stop Beckett from get herself killed by pursuing the killer. Turns out even Castle couldn't. They even got into a fight which is a very rare thing to happen.


Castle also done his part on keeping Beckett out while Montgomery 'deals' with the killer and during the last part of the episode, when Beckett was giving out a speech about Montgomery at the cemetery, someone is trying to kill her. Castle noticed but he was too late, while Beckett is gasping for her last breath, Castle confessed that he loved her.



Did Beckett survived? Hell yes she will but let just makes it more suspense and wait for the answer in the next season of Castle. 

House - After Hours

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Whoa! what an episode! For once there my heart rate is over 120 and my BP is getting lower, I need a crash cart in here!! hahaha all I can say is that it was a hell of an episode of House, dramatic, intense, suspense, a perfect end of season 7. So, here's the review of this week episode:


House and his misery

Last week episode, in the end, we learned that the experimental drugs that House been taking isn't working on the lab rats and apparently killing them all. House didn't know that yet. So this week, after trying to impress a hooker that he can now use his leg to a full function (because of the drugs seems to be working) he smash his on coffee table and runs out of supply of the drugs. So off he go to the lab again and he learned something horrible, all the rats that have been testing on that particular drugs has died because of tumors.


So, being the best doctor and all, he'd diagnosed himself, CT scanned himself and found out that he also has the tumors in his leg, all three of them. So, when you have a tumor, you should remove it and House choose to remove them himself, in his bathroom because he's ashamed of himself for stealing and using the experimental drugs. So here come the most horrified scene of House I've ever watched.


Well at first, it turns out just fine until House started to lose his consciousness and even I know you cannot operate when you're losing your focus and the pain starts kicking it, well he can dose himself with more sedative otherwise he'll be out for good. So House growling in pain and all which is really painful for me just to see it and he made a few calls, Wilson, Thirteen, Chase, Foreman, Taub which all apparently to be 'busy' at that time and lastly he called Cuddy. 


Cuddy came, brought House to hospital, House got treated and he's going to be fine. Wilson came in the morning and told House he cannot continue living like that and House response "I know". What will House do in order to change his life? We'll see about that in the next season.







Chase and Thirteen

They both got their own action this week, apparently one of Thirteen cell mates (yeah, she's been to prison for killing her brother, well not really killing, her brother really sick, she just put him out of his misery) comes to see her because she got stabbed and Thirteen is a doctor. Why not go to the hospital? Because she's a convict, that's why. So Thirteen treated her, got some help from Chase.


Got in a little fight (includes punching and shoving each other) with Chase about bringing the patient to the hospital but it's all worked out well in the end. The patient got arrested anyway.







Taub's dilemma

Taub got his own drama this week, we know that he's divorced with his wife and been sleeping with a nurse who's been working on the hospital and the nurse just informing Taub that she's pregnant with his baby. 


So Foreman brings him to the strip club (way to go dude) to ease his mind off about all this thing. Taub got kicked out for touching one of the strippers there (he's diagnosing the strippers mole, cause it could be cancer) and he waited for her after finishing her job there.


The stripper taught Taub is some kind of perve, and start to draw her gun. Foreman is long gone by the way, that's all his part in this week episode - go to a strip club.


Taub was thinking of dying but the stripper just went off instead. This incident has made Taub realized something important, he once met a guy who'd diagnose with a cancer instead of something else, Taub was even worrier than that guy because that guy say he's not afraid of dying nor regretting anything, he got children who all raised well by him. Taub has made up his mind to raised the child of his with the nurse cause he wanna be that guy earlier, he didn't wants to leave the world regretting that he never had a child himself. 


So, good for you Taub!


So, in the morning, they all back to normal again..looking forward for season eight!!